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Lamer Brew : The Quest for Epic Coffee

SIDEQUEST! Lamer Brew: The Quest for Epic Coffee is the first part of a new sidequest series where the Lamer Gamers talk about how they went from coffee lamers to coffee snobs (also lamers!) Each episode features a video game to pair your coffee with that they give their impressions of. This episode pairs Ethopia Uraga Tebe Haro Wato pour overs and High Brew coffee with Donut County!

Kneel Before the PC Elite

KNEEL BEFORE THE PC ELITE! PC Gaming News ft Lord Kromdore! Nvidia DLSS vs AMD Fidelity FX Jousting Match. Does Travis Apologize to Todd Howard?. Valheim. Game Pass PC + Auto-HDR. BONUS POINTS : PC or Console Gaming?. How to fix Avengers Saves (funny)and more!

The Microsoft Acquisition

THE MICROSOFT ACQUISITION! -Should Microsoft make Bethesda Zenimax games exclusive? (Bonus Points), AI Voice Acting makes Travis Question Reality -Watch Dogs Legion dialogue is horrible -Lamer of the Week : Harvest Moon is a Lie! -Epic Fake Commercials and much more!

The Acquisition Trailer

The Acquisition - A fake movie trailer by the Lamer Gamers Podcast for the episode "The Microsoft Acquisition" available on 3/16/2021


NEW EPISODE 3/1 - SCAPEGOAT SIMULATOR! -Politicians Scapegoating Games...again -State of Play -Nintendo Direct after 530 Days -Pokémon Presents -Diablo 2 Resurrected -Cyberpunk Complaints Dept. -BONUS POINTS: How would you change Nintendo Eshop? -& MORE!

Game Over for Stadia?

Game Over for Stadia? We talk about that in BONUS POINTS along with news about the Borderlands Movie, Elon Musk wants to make a Halo Warthog, Microsoft puts Bethesda/Zenimax in a vault, Gearbox bought by Embracer (aka Viking Tencent), Google's Al Gorithm kills Terraria on Stadia (and definitely ticks off the developer), TLOU2 is the most awarded game now, and more!

GameStop Stonks vs Hedgefund Lamers

In today’s episode we’re going to start with a news roundup where I’ll let you know about the latest Animal Crossing Festivale update, Bowser’s Fury will only last so long, EA’s dark side finally caused them to lose the force, Bethesda somehow managed to grab Indie’s hat, Blizzard has some Visions that are Vicarious, along with our now regular Cyberpunk Complaints Department, and the Lamer of the Week! We’ll end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment where we asked all you lamers out there what your thoughts are about the Gamestop Stock Controversy. I’ll do my best to explain both sides of the issue along with giving the opinions of multiple lamers out there.

Assassin's Creed Valhalla Review + SpoilerCast

The Lamer Gamers review Assassin's Creed Valhalla (spoiler free) in the first segment then take a Leap of Faith into the spoilercast of Valhalla in the second segment! Expect some funny commercials relating to AC Valhalla throughout the show. In the spoilercast the Lamers discuss their favorite story arcs, favorite weapon combinations, favorite characters and more. They also talk about the not so great aspects of the game from glitches to bugs to bad story arcs to terrible enemies.

KFC Console is Cucco!

The Lamer Gamers talk about the KFC Console along with a series of hilarious "sponsored" consoles trying to compete. News Roundup about Gyoza the Pug from Halo Infinite, Silksong, Stardew Valley 1.5, Cyberpunk 2077, Elden Ring, Game Pass games, PS Plus Games, and more! Then the Lamers talk about Assassin's Creed valhalla, Immortals Fenyx Rising, Yakuza Like a Dragon, Dragon Question XI, Fuser, and more. BONUS Points features the question "Can Nintendo Survive the Next-Gen?" which had plenty of great responses.

The Chadbox 2077! Xbox Series X impressions, PS5 more important then toilet paper, Cyberpunk 2077, and more!

In today’s episode I’ll give you a glimpse at the latest Nintendo, PS5, Xbox, and PC news including some surprise game announcements for the Nintendo Switch, the Playstation 5 is apparently more important than toilet paper, Cyberpunk 2077 is causing people to lose their minds, Xbox will bring back a game from the brink of darkness, and more including the Lamer of the Week that isn’t exactly what we ordered.. Afterwards I’ll give you my impressions of the Xbox Series X we have officially deemed the CHADBOX! All that and more on the Lamer Gamers Podcast…

Battle of the Bots! XSX & PS5 Problems, Age of Calamity, Did they release the new consoles too soon? And much more!

In today’s episode we’re going to dive into the latest battle of the console wars known as THE BATTLE OF THE BOTS where it seems that a few retailers are finally pushing back against the horde of scalpers. We’ll also talk about the latest news and rumors flying around that include everything from telekinesis to hedgehogs to mechs. Then we have a special NERD ALERT where we break down some problems with the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles that are well..causing things to break down along with a warning about the scariest bug of all in Call of Duty as we give Activision our Lamer of the Week award! Afterwards we’ll talk about the games we’ve been playing such as Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Bugsnax, Spider Man Miles Morales, Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity, Tetris Connect Multiplayer, and Diablo 3 Season 22! We’ll end the show with some BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers “Should they have delayed the launch of the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles?”

PS5 Impressions, Viking Raids, and Weenie Hands!

Hello Lamer Gamers this is LameTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! In today’s episode Rowdy is going to give us his impressions of the Playstation 5 along with (games …) LameTravis will give you his impressions playing the latest perpetually distracted viking simulator from Ubisoft aka Assassin’s Creed Valhalla We break down the absolute worst retailer launch of a console this in the Lamer of the Week. It was not all it was cracked up to be…that’s a pun you’ll get later in the show… And finally we get to that Bonus Points where we asked a bunch of lamers and streamers if they believe the should have to pay to stream a video game. All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers Podcast

Keep Fighting! Where can you find a PS5 or XSX/S? Good News/Bad News. Avengers Flops. Lamestrodamus RETURNS!

In today’s episode I’m going to talk about the latest Nintendo news….sort of…then we’re going to jump into the 2020 CONSOLE WARS BETWEEN THE PLAYSTATION 5 AND XBOX SERIES CONSOLES! I’ll let you know where to get one of these magnificent beasts that probably won’t fit into your entertainment center if you haven’t already preordered then give you the latest good and bad news about these boxes of power. Then I’ll take a quick break and announce the Lamer of the Week along with a visit from our old friend Lamestrodamus upon special request.


In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news where we let you know “What’s in the box” of the Fire Emblem 30th anniversary edition, talk about some updates coming to some PS4 games that add a bit of content followed by a Nerd Alert about the Playstation regarding Sony recording party chats. Then we dive into a bunch of xbox series x rumors and get to the bottom of how hot the Xbox Series X really is. And finally if you are planning on buying a new tv to go with your fancy new console, there may be some concerns you should be aware about! Followed by Genshin Impact impressions and more!

We Survived Hurricane Delta!

simplyTravis tries to give you the latest gaming news of the week after getting back electricity from Hurricane Delta! Also BONUS POINTS where we asked lamers online what their most anticipated game was this holiday season.

Lamers Among Us!

In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news including Minecraft Steve in Smash Bros Ultimate, Mario Circuit has some nifty new details, Spiderman Remastered details for PS5, Bloodboorne lookin' goooood, Xbox Series X Compatibility is flopping fantastic, Game Pass news including when EA Play will hit and much more! Then we’ll announce the LAMER OF THE WEEK award winner along with some that didn’t quite get that coveted golden Lamer trophy. I’ll spend some time talking about the Among Us and talk about why some things I'm sus about regarding it's popularity. And I’ll end the show surrounded by a thousand pointy blades in the latest BONUS POINTS segment where we asked all you Lamers on Twitter and Discord what was your most unpopular gaming opinion! All that and more coming up on the Lamer Gamers Podcast

The Lamest Preorder! Weekly News Roundup, Nintendo Direct Mini, PS5 Info Bonanza, Lamer of the Week, Bonus Points, and more!

The Lamer Gamers round up the latest gaming news of the week including the Nintendo Mini Direct, PS5 Price (and crazy preorder problems), the 3DS has been discontinued, and more! Then we talk about 3D Mario All Stars, we give an award for to the Lamer of the Week, and then we finish with some BONUS POINTS from Lamers all over Twitter and Discord where we asked when they would get the PS5 or Xbox Series console and why? All that and more on the latest episode of the Lamer Gamers Podcast!

WE SURVIVED HURRICANE LAURA! Weekly News Roundup, Gaming Impressions, Lamer of the Week Award, and BONUS POINTS!

In today’s episode Travis will round-up the latest gaming news including the Mario 35th Anniversary Direct, the Playstation news, Microsofts new consoles leaked so they just told everyone about it a week early, and there is a new disruptive gaming GPU out there from NVIDIA. After that Rowdy will join the fray and we talk about the latest games we’ve been playing such as Marvel’s Avengers, Ghosts of Tsushima, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 & 2, and Outer World’s Peril on Gorgon. We also have a brand new segment called Lamer of the Week where we crown the lamest things to happen in gaming for the previous week. Finally we end the show with our popular Bonus Points segment where we asked a bunch of Lamers on twitter and discord what they thought about the prices of the Xbox Series S and X.

Lamer Must Die!

In this episode Rowdy gets abducted by a spider leaving Travis alone to talk about the latest gaming news (Sony State of Play, Aeon Must Die Controversy, Nintendo & Sony Earnings, Fall Guys Falls Into a Hit, xCloud & Apple Store problems Deep Dive, Game Pass August Releases), rumors (Sony exclusives, FFXVI, and did an executive order ban Tencent's Fortnite and League of Legends?), and the impressions for The Touryst, It Lurks Below, and Far Cry 5. Rowdy manages to escape to join in the BONUS POINTS segment where we ask what the Lamer Community thinks about games having console exclusive content such as Spider Man on PS5 Avengers. This and more! Timestamps: News - 01:42 Rumors - 57:10 Impressions - 1:10:07 Bonus Points - 1:25:14

The Anthem of Samurai, Bug Guts, and Craig!

The Lamer Gamers talk about the Animal Crossing Summer Update 2, 343 responding to the Halo controversy and Craig, Anthem changes coming, Carrion selling like amorphous hot cakes, and some fun facts about Ghosts of Tsushima and Grounded! They also tackle the Nintendo Switch rumor that claims DLSS 2.0 will be included and the first ever rumor from a bag of doritos! Then the guys give their impressions of Ghosts of Tsushima, Grounded, Carrion, and Paper Mario Origami King. They end the show with a special BONUS POINTS segment asking the Lamer Community when the last time they were surprised by a video game! Intro 00:00:24, News 00:04:02, Rumors 00:29:24, Game Impressions 00:42:51, Bonus Points 01:25:55

SIDEQUEST! Xbox Games Showcase and more!

In today’s special sidequest episode we’re going to take a bite out of the infinitesimal Nintendo Direct Mini which featured games that were not Nintendo 1st party games. Afterwards we’re going to dive into the main entrée of the Xbox Games Showcase and determine if it’s a big, juicy steak that was cooked to a nice medium rare in garlic butter or more like the whopper you get at burger king that has extra tomatoes when you specifically asked for no tomatoes around 3 am after waiting in line for 45 minutes because there is only one guy actually working while the other 3 employees are on their second smoke break since you finally decided to stop holding your foot down on the brake and just put it in park. We will also determine which next-gen console has the best exclusives. Then we’ll jump into a Bonus Points segment where we asked fellow lamers if they thought Xbox Game Pass is good or bad for the gaming industry. Now it’s time to finally put this proverbial car in gear so let’s get started…

The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

The Lamer Gamers talk about Ubisoft Forward (including Ghost Recon Breakpoint, Watchdogs Legion, Brawlhalla Mobile, Hyperscape, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Far Cry 6, and more!), Stadia Connect, Sony Invests in Epic Games, July Game Pass releases, Xbox One X no longer being produced, Xcloud coming to game pass and more in the news! The guys also talk about the most recent rumors for Nintendo releases and Xbox Live Gold potentially combining with Game Pass. This is followed up with gaming impressions of Burnout Remastered on Switch and Forager on Xbox One X. In Bonus Points the guys ask friends of the show and fellow lamers if they want to see E3 return or continue the current direct style of announcing games!

Lamer Direct

In today’s episode we'll be talking about the Devolver Direct, Treehouse Live, new Nintendo Online games for July, Forager coming to Game Pass, Xbox Series X rumors, a smidgen of PS5 rumors, Warface impressions, Greedfall impressions (its full of Spiders), and in the BONUS POINTS section we ask "What are your thoughts on games nextgen costing 70 dollars?" and more! Don't have time to listen to the whole episode? Find it in segments at Lamer Gamers Bytes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you cast your pods! You can even watch the live video recording on twitch.tv/lamergamerspodcast or Youtube. Intro of Intense Hype 00:00:24 News 00:03:44 Rumors 00:48:51 Game Impressions 01:03:46 Bonus Points 01:23:10

BACK NEXT WEEK! Quick Update & Thanks for Listening!

Hello Lamer Gamers this is simplyTravis. I’m just dropping in to let you know that we are not posting a full podcast this week for 2 main reasons. The first reason is that Rowdy5000 is currently on the front lines of the war against the gobbles (which if you listen regularly to our show…is our code name for the current sickness that is ravaging our land and is currently spiking in Texas that for some reason the worlds largest search engine doesn’t like us to talk about…sigh…but anyways) Rowdy5000 is currently taking very lengthy, uncomfortable q-tips and gently caressing the back of sickly folks brains through their nose and testing them for the gobbles. Or the back of their throats….it just feels like it’s gonna reach your brain. Anyway…so he’s way too busy to record and edit a show this week after working about 70 hours. The second reason is that we normally record on Friday or Saturday but it is 4th of July weekend out here in Texas so there has been a non-stop cavalcade of concussive bursts echoing through the swamps and freaking out my dogs.

Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee!

In today’s episode we’re gonna let you know about what’s coming up in the Animal Crossing Summer Update, talk about a new character with long arms showing up to Smash, along with some other interesting news items from this week. Then we’ll jump into a Fake Gaming News PSA about the Nintendo Switch along with some interesting patens for the PS5 and end with some more Xbox Lockhart rumors! Afterwards we’ll talk about the games we’ve playing and end the show with some Bonus Points about the latest controversy surrounding Mixer being absorbed by Facebook Gaming.

Caffeinated Lamers!

In today’s much larger episode than expected (kinda like that PS5 amirite, lol) we’re going to talk about the recent Pokemon Presents news including details on Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Café Mix, and Pokemon Smile. Next we’ll talk about the pros and cons of pushing back the release date of Cyberpunk 2077. Then we’ll round out the news section with a discussion on the latest game to get review bombed – The Last of Us 2. We’ll move into the rumors section with some patents that could be centered around the PSVR 2 along with what is quite possibly a big stinky pile of fake gaming news that claims the Xbox Series X event will be the “night of mic drops.” We’ll then move into some impressions from the game Grounded and finish with our BONUS POINTS segment where we asked as assortment of friends of the show the question Do you have a problem with the size of the PS5 and XboxSeriesX ? Or are you ok with the massive next gen proportions? News 00:03:38 Rumors 01:04:09 Impressions 01:35:15 Bonus Points 01:52:56

PS5 Reveal - the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

What’s up Lamer Gamers, This is Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis, and we’re here to talk about the Playstation 5 reveal event. The ups, the downs, the good, the bad, and the ugly or as I like to call it, the ridiculous amount of compression form youtube. We’ll discuss some of the games revealed, our thoughts and opinions about the games revealed, and talk about that interesting design choice. This isn’t your father’s pizza slice warmer. So sit down and put on your safety belts cause this ride is about to get bumpy.

Too Tired To Make Up A Good Episode Title

In today’s episode we’re going to talk about some of the top gaming news from this week including the Game Gear Micro surprise release, Nyko is now offering relief for people and Nintendo’s affected by their Portable Dock, new Minecraft Dungeons DLC releasing in July, and we’ll read Sony’s announcement about the PS5 debut has being postponed. Afterwards we’ll give you impressions of Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition, Minecraft Dungeons, Maneater, and Assassin’s Creed Origins. Then we’re adding a special BONUS POINTS section where we ask a couple questions to end the show including What if Cyberpunk 2077 sucks and does Travis think that Google Stadia is worth buying after he’s finally played Stadia Pro.

May News Roundup

Welcome to the Lamer Gamers May News Round-Up! This episode is part of the service we provide for the people who don’t have the time to keep up with all the news and the twitters. We are going to break down the top news from the month for each console and a sort mixture of multiplatform and pc stuff we find interesting along with the most convincing rumors, the most ridiculous fake gaming news, the games that released for May, and even the games to look forward to in June! Sony 00:02:19 Nintendo 00:25:53 Microsoft 01:00:15 Multiplatform & Releases 01:35:40